Post by pokefan13 on May 1, 2009 22:02:45 GMT -5
Once there was a yak who enjoyed going to the aquarium every Thursday. Evil porcupines then excreted a Polish turd that cussed out the dictator. Tupac the evil yak flew then turned left at another sight-less yak. Uber pokemon found the yak dying of pneumonia/Ebola. Then the porcupines ate the yak and gave birth to evil vegetables who destoyed alot of fruit.
Suddenly, the Internet corrupted and deleted Asian people from Mars. The porcupines discovered Tupac alive and eating pokemon trainers. Tupac then went on postal rampage, killing millions of muffinz worldwide. God then revived the muffinz who had mental advantages over humans that ate chocolate. Pokefan 365 revived himself with help from God. But ninplayer went postal on a porcupine pokemon. He banned Tupac with amazing-ish skills of a tasty poptart with help from God.
Later, ninplayer flew back in a Stardestroyer chasing the Rebel Scum. The Galactic Empire took R2D2 and C3PO into the Chimaera Space Station. Massive muffinz then ate ninplayer, tumantu, miniguy, and killingEdge. But then MGS revived Boba Fett and ninplayer. ProphetofSins then got high on crack. This killed him and Pokefan13 quickly.
Borealis felt insecure about this sentance and Once there was a yak who enjoyed going to the aquarium every Thursday. Evil porcupines then excreted a Polish turd that cussed out the dictator. Tupac the evil yak flew then turned left at another sight-less yak. Uber pokemon found the yak dying of pneumonia/Ebola. Then the porcupines ate the yak and gave birth to evil vegetables who destoyed alot of fruit.
Suddenly, the Internet corrupted and deleted Asian people from Mars. The porcupines discovered Tupac alive and eating pokemon trainers. Tupac then went on postal rampage, killing millions of muffinz worldwide. God then revived the muffinz who had mental advantages over humans that ate chocolate. Pokefan 365 revived himself with help from God. But ninplayer went postal on a porcupine pokemon. He banned Tupac with amazing-ish skills of a tasty poptart with help from God.
Later, ninplayer flew back in a Stardestroyer chasing the Rebel Scum. The Galactic Empire took R2D2 and C3PO into the Chimaera Space Station. Massive muffinz then ate ninplayer, tumantu, miniguy, and killingEdge. But then MGS revived Boba Fett and ninplayer. ProphetofSins then got high on crack. This killed him and Pokefan13 quickly.
Borealis felt insecure about this sentance and cried to her Canadian @$$. The @$$ said, "F**k you @$$hole, I am ze termanator! I'll be bach!" He then killed Borealis after becoming a full cyborg once more. He also killed Sarah Connor thus sparring us that annoying third movie. Boba Fett returned after Pokefan, Greek god of forums, was revived and praised for being awesome.
Meanwhile, the Terminator persued ninplayer because he was too controling over the Stardestroyer, which was origionally very much owned by iguanas. The pi$$ed off iguanas burned ninplayer on the Stardestroyer. When the Terminator got there the iguanas told him of magical fruit that survived. He killed the iguanas and Boba Fett. He then ate the magic fruit which defeated the fruit overlords who had been controled by he evil hamster king. The evil hamster king ran away from the Terminator and Pokefan.
When the hamster king was caught, he defeated the terminator by extreme tactics, knives, anvils, a toothbrush, a can of crisco, some duct tape, two indians named Rashinnn and Abdul along with an Italian named Christiano, and thousand upon thousands of pounds of otter fat. But the Hamster King was killed by pokefan for reasons unknown.
All of the hamster minions were DOA, so the hamster empire was defeated. But the empire revived Boba Fett before_falling.
Suddenly, the Internet corrupted and deleted Asian people from Mars. The porcupines discovered Tupac alive and eating pokemon trainers. Tupac then went on postal rampage, killing millions of muffinz worldwide. God then revived the muffinz who had mental advantages over humans that ate chocolate. Pokefan 365 revived himself with help from God. But ninplayer went postal on a porcupine pokemon. He banned Tupac with amazing-ish skills of a tasty poptart with help from God.
Later, ninplayer flew back in a Stardestroyer chasing the Rebel Scum. The Galactic Empire took R2D2 and C3PO into the Chimaera Space Station. Massive muffinz then ate ninplayer, tumantu, miniguy, and killingEdge. But then MGS revived Boba Fett and ninplayer. ProphetofSins then got high on crack. This killed him and Pokefan13 quickly.
Borealis felt insecure about this sentance and Once there was a yak who enjoyed going to the aquarium every Thursday. Evil porcupines then excreted a Polish turd that cussed out the dictator. Tupac the evil yak flew then turned left at another sight-less yak. Uber pokemon found the yak dying of pneumonia/Ebola. Then the porcupines ate the yak and gave birth to evil vegetables who destoyed alot of fruit.
Suddenly, the Internet corrupted and deleted Asian people from Mars. The porcupines discovered Tupac alive and eating pokemon trainers. Tupac then went on postal rampage, killing millions of muffinz worldwide. God then revived the muffinz who had mental advantages over humans that ate chocolate. Pokefan 365 revived himself with help from God. But ninplayer went postal on a porcupine pokemon. He banned Tupac with amazing-ish skills of a tasty poptart with help from God.
Later, ninplayer flew back in a Stardestroyer chasing the Rebel Scum. The Galactic Empire took R2D2 and C3PO into the Chimaera Space Station. Massive muffinz then ate ninplayer, tumantu, miniguy, and killingEdge. But then MGS revived Boba Fett and ninplayer. ProphetofSins then got high on crack. This killed him and Pokefan13 quickly.
Borealis felt insecure about this sentance and cried to her Canadian @$$. The @$$ said, "F**k you @$$hole, I am ze termanator! I'll be bach!" He then killed Borealis after becoming a full cyborg once more. He also killed Sarah Connor thus sparring us that annoying third movie. Boba Fett returned after Pokefan, Greek god of forums, was revived and praised for being awesome.
Meanwhile, the Terminator persued ninplayer because he was too controling over the Stardestroyer, which was origionally very much owned by iguanas. The pi$$ed off iguanas burned ninplayer on the Stardestroyer. When the Terminator got there the iguanas told him of magical fruit that survived. He killed the iguanas and Boba Fett. He then ate the magic fruit which defeated the fruit overlords who had been controled by he evil hamster king. The evil hamster king ran away from the Terminator and Pokefan.
When the hamster king was caught, he defeated the terminator by extreme tactics, knives, anvils, a toothbrush, a can of crisco, some duct tape, two indians named Rashinnn and Abdul along with an Italian named Christiano, and thousand upon thousands of pounds of otter fat. But the Hamster King was killed by pokefan for reasons unknown.
All of the hamster minions were DOA, so the hamster empire was defeated. But the empire revived Boba Fett before_falling.
